zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves

infamousnfamous:

white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

(via questionable-at-best)


Me playing sports.

Me playing sports.

Me playing sports.

Me playing sports.

(via moltres)

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via questionable-at-best)

i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

(via questionable-at-best)

thatfunnyblog:

Me at work
When asked if he cried when Lloyd pulled him with one out and fans gave him a standing ovation, Felix replied: “No, no, I was just…well, kinda. It didn’t come out. Pretty close.” x

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

(via the-listening)

mariners:

Felix and The King’s Court. Mutual respect.  

mariners:

Felix and The King’s Court. Mutual respect.