Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.

You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.

You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.

You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.

— Some things are better left unsaid (via queer-lust)

(via unicornfairyprincess)

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

(via questionable-at-best)

hollandrodenisperfect:

gallifrey-feels:

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street
take your geese back, canada

#i think that every night#geese just stand outside the windows of the canadian people#and absorb all their anger#this is why canadians are so nice#and geese are the most evil things to walk the planets
bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

(via moltres)

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”
— Gandhi (via sociolab)

(via sociolab)


I’m not okay.

I’m not okay.

I’m not okay.

I’m not okay.
“Since a three-dimensional object casts a two-dimensional shadow, we should be able to imagine the unknown four-dimensional object whose shadow we are.”
— Marcel Duchamp (via fables-of-the-reconstruction)

(via loveyourchaos)

coolator:

god bless
coolator:

god bless
coolator:

god bless
coolator:

god bless
coolator:

god bless
coolator:

god bless
coolator:

god bless
coolator:

god bless
coolator:

god bless
coolator:

god bless

floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

(via the-listening)

yunuen:

raylan + being 110% done with everyone’s shit yunuen:

raylan + being 110% done with everyone’s shit

yunuen:

raylan + being 110% done with everyone’s shit

capnpea:

How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with

(via unicornfairyprincess)

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

(via sociolab)